Today I didn't do It
A Mother's Day Skit
Enter a man with brief case, coming home from work: "Honey, I'm home!"
To his surprise nobody answers; he looks about and realizes the house is a
Man: "What's all this stuff laying around for? . . .o, my goodness, who
spilled the milk on the floor? . . . (worry in his voice) What happened here?"
Two children come running through the room, screaming, knocking down things.
Man: "Hey, kids . . . kids, calm down. What is going on here? . . . Don't
pull on that plant . . .(crashing sound as plant comes down). . . where on earth is your
Kid: "I don't know, we haven't seen her all day."
He heads up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife, praying
frantically: "O God, let her be alright, let her be alright."
He enters the bedroom to find her sitting in bed, pajamas on, a coffee mug in one
hand and a book in the other. She smiles at him and says: "Hi honey, how was your day
He looks at her bewildered and asks: "What happened here today? Are you
Again she smiles at him and says: "You know every day when you come home from
work and ask me what I did all day?"
Man: "Yes? . . . "
Woman: "Well, today I didn't do it."
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(produced by JavaCasa/DPS)
"Moms' Day Off" [2:22]
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